My STRESS is out of control…!

June 18th 2019

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You see that person who is always being a jobsworth a stress head

 

The one who walks around the office in a constant rage

 

They’re not a stress head, they’re a PRICK

 

I met a few of them during my time in the service, they where just arseholes

 

This is STRESS

 

I was asked by someone who wasn’t on good form (stressed)…,

 

….”what can I do about my STRESS, I feel like killing a muppet” (someone or something that pisses you off)

 

“I go to sleep and wake up constantly worrying about work and it plays on my mind, I just can’t seem to switch off..!”

 

Could this be you?

 

If it’s you then READ THIS

 

A few stress-relieving tips, that I use to keep me sane, that don’t involve a knife or shotgun for the muppets!

 

Brain dump – put all the things you think abut on paper prior to going to bed

 

Screen-free zone – Stay off Facebook and Instagram before bed, or you could have FOMO, (Fear Of Missing Out)

 

Get to the gym – Relieve the stress or get a routine that involves the release of endorphins

 

Get some sexy time – Kind off explains itself… tee hee…

 

If you have any questions about not shooting a muppet, pop them below.