Drop a dress size in 20 mins

July 28th 2019

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The question we often get asked is, “how can I do it quicker”

 

There isn’t really a quick way to do anything, other than sex if you’re selfish 🙂

 

It got me thinking, what’s out there that makes people think that a quick fix is an option?

 

Then I was emailed this…

 

“Oh, My Bath!”

 

Yep a new FAD that promises to drop 1kg of water and 5cm from your waist in 20 mins

 

The thing is, it actually works, you will lose WATER weight

 

  • But so does sitting in a sauna and sweating

 

  • So does getting pissed and dehydrating your body

 

  • So does living in the desert

 

  • So does having hanky panky for more than your usual 2 minutes in the sack

 

At £19.99 it’s the biggest con, preying on the quick fix culture

 

Once you drink water or anything on a night out, you will put it straight back on

 

So unless you are making weight for a fight, then steer clear of this bullshit

 

And

 

Instead of being part of the cluster fucks who sell a quick fix, join me/us in the revolution of avoiding the money-making scams

 

Are you in?