My Bollocks are sore…

July 15th 2015

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You have to admit Gordon Ramsay is

a bit of a legend…

The reason we all love him, is because

of the F-Bombs he drops every 5 secs

and the honesty he has when it comes

to cooking up a storm as well

​as cooking up great food in the kitchen…legend..



So then, as i think he is a true legend, 
I tried one of his recipes last night 
a bit of chicken with chilli …it was awesome..!

However, i made the big mistake

of not washing my hands well enough..

I know what your thinking i have food poisoning

from the raw chicken….. NOPE…!

After tucking in to my scrummy meal i decided to 

skype my brother in OZ…


Whilst chatting to my brosif, I decided that i needed 

to give my ​balls a quick scratch (Lads you know what i mean)

and i also had to rub my eyes because i was tired….(It was late)


See where im going with this…?

I ended up with chilli balls that stung

and i couldn’t find my way to the bathroom

because my eyes where stinging from the 

eye rubbing… 


It was hell on earth for around

15 mins, whilst i tried to find wet 

tissue to dab my bollocks and eyes..


I put this down to Instant Karma 
for my lack of food prep..

The key is food prep, i didn’t prep my 

food on sunday for the first 3 days of the week

to that end, i had to cook, when i got in

I was tired…

“And now i have bright red eyes and bollocks…#truth”


Get you food prep right and stay on track

or you will suffer with stinging balls..

Top Tip..

When cooking, try making enough for

2 meals and have another portion the next day..


If stinging bollocks and red eyes is not an incentive 

to prep your food, i don’t know what is…..